Fat jokes

Yo mama feet is so fat she had to wear a sock on each toe

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What do fat demons hate, exorcise

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Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, “We can’t fix that!”

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Yo mama is so fat she has her own personal gravity

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Losing weight is a piece of cake. Just don’t pick it up.

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Why do the japanese hate Christmas???

Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population

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What do a fat chick and a moped have in common?

They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.

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Life is like a box of chocolate, it doesn’t last long if you’re fat

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Fatty and skinny were in a bed. Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead.

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Rft

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Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade.

Yo mama’s so fat, when she fell I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

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What do you call a fat chinese man

A double chinkey

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Oh my fat joke offended you which one of your chins did i hurt

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I know five fat people and you’re three of them

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Your mamas so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus

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